tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Tactical Pussyfooting

The illusion of attempting an heroic act in a pussyfooting manner in attempts to sway odds in your favor.

That was a pathetic use of tactical pussyfooting.

Your tactical pussyfooting proved useful.

by MafiaBTW November 30, 2022

Israel tactic

A underhanded provocation tactic.
When one side intentionally calmly says or does things that will make it impossible for the other person to be calm and not snap. Used to generate a justification for attacking your victim, that bystanders will accept and support.

Cleetus: Throws rocks at protected animal
Frasier: What is he doing??
Bob: Ssh! He's hunting by Israel tactic!
Animal: Tries to attack Cleetus
Cleetus: IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
*BANG*
Cleetus: Works every time!

by Evi1M4chine September 21, 2025

Tactical Aquactical

A proactive drink of water on a night out used to prevent a nasty hangover and the necessity of a “Taccy Vom”.

“Oi mate, that’s 3 in a row for you. How about a Tactical Aquactical so you can survive the night?”

by Ozperspective November 5, 2022

tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.

Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.

by northwestlad November 25, 2015

Tactical Fuck

Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone

My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight

by Sleemron September 17, 2021

tactical denial

When you deny masturbating to protect your reputation.

Bob: Hey Jeff, I know you masturbate instead of taking a dump!
Jeff: I do not!
Bob: You need to stop being in tactical denial!

by ggellison March 29, 2014