ACME Slingshot

The act of having sex with a partner from behind and only pretending to put on the condom. After cumming but before pulling out, stretch the condom and fling it in the person's face like a slingshot so they know you never had it on.

My favorite way to break up with girls is the ACME Slingshot

by Single Sexy Steve February 1, 2006

Shlingy

the word acts as a replacement for nouns and general abstract "things" you just can't remember their definitions. usually its not that there is no word to express the certain noun, for example, "chair", but at the moment of creating the grammer of the whole sentence, it slips out of your mind. that's where "Shlingy" comes along. Its resembles the English use of "Thingy" in a sentence.

1)
someone: Hey dude, can you pass me the shlingy?

dude: Which Shlingy, Salt Shlingy or katchup Shlingy?

someone: Shlingy Shlingy *Points at juice*

*dude passes the Juice*

2)
someone: You see, the whole structure is comprised of tiny... umm... tiny Shlingies...

someone else: I see......

by G-bar June 7, 2007

shlingshot

A style of pickup used mainly when in contact with college girls; the actual shlingshot (position) can be utilized when kissing. It entails the lifting of the womans leg while making out preferably on a couch in a living room.

Oh God Danny is here,..."I think hes lining up the shlingshot," "yeah look hes taking aim."

by Shling-ling April 8, 2008

sling bomb

sound effects when your taking a dump

i just took the biggest sling bomb this morning

by Tyler Olson April 19, 2008

slingered

the position you assume before bad things take place.

to be screwed over or taken advantage of.
originally coined in VFA-105 Gunslingers strike fighter squadron in the navy.

Better Tell Bob to be on time for work or he'll get slingered.

by yellowutility July 19, 2009

slinging angus

when a man has a much saught after penis, good dick!

" i dont understand why everyone sweats kelvin?"

" oh I hear he's slinging angus"

by mindylicious1 March 24, 2010

slingbat

slingbat-is a male you indirectly report to. he is a combination of an actor too dumb or inarticulate to be cast in sling blade and was obviosly too young to be cast as a dingbat during shiity sitcoms of early tv. he grew up near soy beans, guns, sheep, strohs beer and of course horsehoes. one may refer to him as a rotten fucking hillbilly if that comment didnt refer to 36% of the USA.

dude 1 in a mildly retarded tone: have you spoken to the slingbat today?

dude 2 in a more profoundly retarded tone: ya, i saw and heard the stupid mother fucker. hey, was he in deliverance or did i mistake him for the banjo playin cocksucker here in the meeting room?

dude3: what a slingbat!!

by lowonscrotumpole October 22, 2012