stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

stumpy

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

by SMITH November 8, 2004

stump stomp

when a person has small cute feet and u feel like standing on them. Thier feet are so small they are stumps!

ha! look stumps im gonna stomp 'em
they look stompable
YOU STOOD ON MY STUMPS!

by ben benerson May 10, 2005

stumpo

Short, Stumpy, Lame, Small, Wrinkled (And I'm not talking about a person's height)
Also known as a schlort, dwarfwang or midgetdick

Eddie's gotta major Stumpo!

by Jimmy7391210 March 15, 2007

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

stump

1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.

Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!

by Samurai-X October 3, 2003

stump jumper

A derogatory term for a gay man. In particular, a homosexual that prefers to have receptive anal intercourse.

Jared is a stump jumper, by the way. Not that there is anything wrong with that, of course. I just wouldn't drop the soap around him, if you know what I mean.

by Chocotacojewboy November 1, 2007