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stitches.is.happy

stitches.is.happy is a bitch who eats and fucks grunts and hates vore
“oh hay loozer do u know stitches.is.happy?” “oh ur talking abt that bitch who fucks grunts?” “ya”
by stitches.is.happy July 18, 2021
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Stripchat.com

I site all kids can go to;)
Girl: hey why are you on your phone when Im here
Guy: Because I'm on stripchat.com its amazing!
by Big Booty Bum Cheeks August 22, 2021
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Stitcher

A stitcher is a word the boys use when someone going to suck a stitchy b and get sent west because they can’t hack the weed
Hew shay hew callum
What Jimmy
Come suck a stitcher boys

Sounds like a plan jimmy let’s go wickedy west
by Pottsie-7 March 7, 2022
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Uber Stretcher

What 50 plus year old people need after dancing thier ass off at a trippy Lettuce concert.
OMG . I think I just threw my hip out on that psychedelic grove. Call me a Uber Stretcher STAT!
by Big Daddy Mojo February 10, 2018
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out-stretched

abstract things that are not broken but tested to see how far they will bend.
e.g. patience, morals, ideology, any kind of emotion et cetera
recurrent patterns. again out-stretched. you throw the furniture out the window and wait for my reaction. no its not adding more charm or mystery. you don't understand, do you. that its about here and now and im struggling to be any clearer than i have been.
Have you ever met someone who cares like i do? Yeah? OK. Because you're behaving like you don't know what the fuck is going on.
by Krkič December 26, 2019
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national stretch marks day

February 16 is national stretch marks day this is A day we’re we appreciate our beautiful stretch marks! And admire ourselves for having them
by OfficialMichalScott December 29, 2020
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Pop a Stretch Armstrong

1. Your cock returns to its original shape after being stretched or twisted in a particularly nasty fashion.

2. You pull too hard and your dick rips apart.
1.

Person 1: Okay, honey, you can open your eyes now.
Person 2: Jesus, love, what've you done to it?!
Person 1: Relax. Pop a Stretch Armstrong; you'll be fine.

2.

Person 1: Where's Gin?
Person 2: Emergency room.
Person 1: WTF?
Person 2: Yeah, he popped a Stretch Armstrong.
Person 1: Jesus.
Person 2: Yeah.
by Gel-filled action figure September 8, 2010
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