by The troll formally known as March 23, 2019
Get the Snowy starfishmug. When you're so drunk you just flop on the bed in a starfish formation and you listen to a number of classic band like Jefferson Starship.
My partner is so pissed at me, I came home a little tipsy last night and Jefferson starfished on the bed and they had to sleep on the couch. Apparently, there wasn't enough space with me like that.
by Robert longwood June 13, 2025
Get the Jefferson Starfishmug. A series of events to which a person will take a shit, let it crust, and rub peanut butter in their asshole. Another individual will then eat their ass out as if they were eating Reece’s pieces.
Cristian: I just finished taking a shit and now I’m gonna shove peanut butter up my ass!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
Zahirah: Mmm I can’t wait to eat another Reece’s pieces starfish!
by Reece’s pieces May 6, 2024
Get the Reece’s pieces starfishmug. Like a neutron star it is highly compacted, it is a great retraction, a massive tightening.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The starfish references the anus, therefore a Neutron starfish is a massive contraction of ones anus.
The idea of contracting the beer virus gives me a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
Going to the store and finding no toilet paper gives me the neutron starfish.
When your mom hits on me I get a neutron starfish.
by iduntcare March 17, 2020
Get the Neutron Starfishmug. 1. The shape of one's anus after a large bowel movement.
A: Dude, I took a deuce.
B: What happened.
A: My butthole looked like a starfish.
2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them
Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.
The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
A: Dude, I took a deuce.
B: What happened.
A: My butthole looked like a starfish.
2. Tying a partner to a four poster bed and having your way with them
Example: Blindfolded woman to bed in expectation of a surprise.
The man teases her until she is "ready" and leaves her hanging.
Dude, look at my starfish
Should I bleach it?
Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.
Good, Bro. she's a ho
Should I bleach it?
Hey Jake
Yea
I starfished Tina last night.
Good, Bro. she's a ho
by Dee Oh Gee October 11, 2016
Get the STARFISHmug. As I had Christine laying on her back, knees up and pleasuring her orally , I could see the angry starfish stared at me for attention. So I then played with the starfish with my tongue.
by Good smile,,great fucker December 21, 2023
Get the Starfishmug. cumming into a dirty asshole
Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.
by nastynikk September 21, 2020
Get the oreo starfishmug.