starfishing

typically when someone lies, but a people use it as replacement for any word - similarly to how queer people use "jush" as a filler word.

"i hooked up with this girl"
"bro, you are starfishing - no one wants you"

by pretzelpal April 28, 2025

lady starfish

bullhole

Dude, okay so last night she was really into it so I stuck my thumb in her lady starfish.

by ggkjbkjm, April 12, 2016

starfish stabber

A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.

I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.

by jerk store June 13, 2023

Renee’s Starfish

The asshole of the most perfect woman in the world

I dove underwater and saw don kissing renee’s starfish

by Ronesco995 July 16, 2021

the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.

"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole

Hey girl, lemme wax your starfish!

by 666tacos August 19, 2020

Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.

Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011