One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

Starfishing

When the fist of a lucky individual is inserted inside of a female, and then the fingers are expanded to their full length, and the palm is extended as far as possible inside of the woman. This action typically results in immediate female orgasm, and can sometimes be harmful for less experienced women.

Jessica: Joey was starfishing me last night, and I came.
Adriana: Yea, I wish my boyfriend would starfish me!

by contactonthesmash44 June 4, 2018

Khaki Starfish

A gentleman’s bum hole.

Good golly that dump has really taken its toll on my Khaki Starfish

by Seanspark1 October 23, 2018

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

Fist to Starfish

Owning in PvP.

Dude, I gave that Pally "fist to starfish."

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

Starfish

The act of spreading out so that no body parts are touching because you ate too much.

OMG... I ate so much I can barely move! I'm going to go starfish now.

by TheDriftingDaisy April 20, 2015