Cajun Starfish

The act in which a lit cigar is extinguished in a partner's asshole; this act is immediately followed by anal intercourse.
Steve gave me a Cajun Starfish last Tuesday and my asshole has been burning for days!!
by Big Syxxx September 4, 2011
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the starfish

the rarest sleeping position. named after the starfish sea creature, you put your arms behind your head and spread out your legs. not very space effective, but comfortable enough.
"the starfish is the rarest sleeping position. most favor the fetal position."
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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Starfishing

Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
by cdf12345 June 17, 2018
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Starfish Prince

The male version of a Starfish Princess. Male sexual partner who remains 'unmoved' during lovemaking, physically non-responsive (like a starfish). They are basic in the bedroom, usually prefer cowgirl so they can just lay there or basic missionary. They also have a tendency to not last long in bed. They expect their partner to do all the work or just have no drive and just want to get it over as quick as possible.
Stacy took the Brad from the club after promising amazing sex only to be disappointed Brad just laid there like a Starfish Prince while Stacy had to get on top and did all the work. Brad is still confused and doesn't know why Stacy never called him back.

Sierra has complained for weeks that her boyfriend is never in the mood and when she finally gets him into bed to finally ravage her body, he goes Starfish Prince and just lays there on top of here barely moving and after 5 minutes is finished. He still doesn't know why they broke up.
by DaTrueDefinition October 4, 2019
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When one person is driving the conversation and the other party only responds in small, unenthusiastic doses.
Dave: "Hey, are you going on a date with that girl you met the other day?"
Jackson: "No. I tried to set something up, but she started Conversational Starfishing every time I tried to find out more about her interests."
by Kool Kunk March 31, 2025
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Brown starfish

After fisting someone’s asshole, you pull your hand out and smack their ass with an open hand ⭐️

Very common to leave immediately after.
I gave Patrick a brown starfish and then left him handcuffed to his bed.
by B&B2021 July 24, 2021
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starfish

Having no brain. Slang for being dumb.
Why am I being a starfish over simple things?

Stop being a starfish and answer the problem already!
by Keikeikeikeikei April 6, 2022
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