smoke screen

Underpants. Silk filters flatus 80% than cotton, except in the event of broccoli consumption.

Jasmine thought the thong would erase her unsightly panty lines, but she forgot that she also was foregoing the smoke screen her panties afforded her. The tacos she had for lunch produced shrapnel that the thong was unprepared to deal with.

by Pantaloon February 5, 2008

Pipe Screen

A metal screen made of brass or steel that is placed towards the bottom of a tobacco pipe about 1/8 inch from the bottom. It is used to prevent Dottle from forming and being drawn into the stem filter or into the smokers mouth.

Dottle is truly disgusting and for pipe smokers that "Push" (push saliva down the stem into the bowl accidentally) dottle is unavoidable without using a screen.

John used to avoid smoking black cavendish because it's sweet flavor would cause him to push, and the resulting dottle would ruin his pipe forever. Now that John bought a pack of pipe screens he can finally smoke black cavendish without forming dottle!

by Tomboy554 June 30, 2009

screeching dolphin

When having anal and getting ramed in the ass so hard your partner lets out a very loud and high pitched screech like a dolphin.

Used in a sentence:
He did me so hard I experienced a screeching dolphin.

by ashlee nessman August 14, 2006

Scree

The mating/greeting/farewell call that Freaks and Weirdos all over generate when overexcited.

"Prepare the Scree! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Can_of_Pringles August 22, 2017

the screen savers

the best show techtv had going for them until faggots at g4 took over. They have taken out the entire original cast and replaced them with complete posers who dont even know technology. But thats ok the now 99% of the show isnt even about technology anymore.

Unless your some faggot fanboy yo would know g4 sux.

by uncle sam December 11, 2004

Blue Screen Of Death

An annoying screen that windows users see at least once a day that kills everythig you were doing at the time

*drools over porn*
*blue screen of death pops uo*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Darkmaster2004 April 19, 2006

blue screen

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.

Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1

by 1337guy September 22, 2003