when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."
by Havanabanana June 01, 2017
When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.
by mastah_splintah February 18, 2014
by Soulful_Gingee December 04, 2015
Simply put, lines/rails of cocaine. If you are down with the yak get those yickityspilts ready for snuffing!
by Tank Tankerton December 12, 2008
by CoolBro1086 January 19, 2018
I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!
by PeteyPaplo September 02, 2019
I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.
by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 25, 2009