spligotti

When a woman or man has sex with the tailpipe of a car. It leaves the man's penis blacker than Morgan freeman, and the woman's vagina greasier than a sweaty Italian man's hair.

Shamus: I'm gonna give you a spligotti
Michaela: What the hell is that?!
Shamus: See that car over there?

and so on...

by Reeesssesspufffsss March 18, 2009

Split-fingered fastball

A baseball pitch that looks like a typical fastball to you, then mindfucks you by dropping out of the strike zone as you swing, utterly humiliating you and making you look like a third-rate bushleaguer. Swinging at this pitch and missing is like getting hit in the face by a freight train--you should have seen it coming, but it's just too damn good for you.

You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?

by Rusty Was Here April 15, 2009

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!

Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kiss My Ass 1337 November 28, 2020

Split Cheeks

A street slang term or phrase used to describe vaginal or anal sex, usually from the doggy style position.

“ I can’t wait to split that bitches cheeks. Her ass is so fat. I love to split cheeks”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

Potatobug Split

The potatobug is a sexual position where the woman's legs are completely bent back and up over her head, making her look like a rolled up potatobug while the guy has sex with her from the front, leaning on the back her extended legs.

He had me in a potatobug split position and could get deeper than ever.

by Lee May 13, 2005

kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.

i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night

by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011