skanking

Seeking the nastiest hoe you can find to perform the vilest sex acts imaginable; many of them found here.

I'm bored and horny....what's say we go skanking downtown?

by Scott Frea September 19, 2006

spanking the angry monkey

another term used to say matursbate.

"I just got done spanking the angry monkey."

by freshswagg February 27, 2010

Spanking the Monkey

For a male, to expose and manually massage one's aroused phallic appendage, often publicly

Pee Wee Herman was arrested by the police for spanking the monkey in the porno theater.

by Ken Seabury August 11, 2018

Spankin' it

When you have not popped your cherry and your fishing from the park.

Stu-Harrison have you popped your cherry?
Harrison-no
Stu-Harrison your spankin' it!

by James Bohn April 29, 2011

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

slanging & banging

means rapping and painting. rap and graffiti are 2 of the 4 elements on hip hop culture.

LaRhette - you wanna hang tonite?
Damian - Nah, tommorow. im out slanging & banging with the boys later.
LaRhette - ok man, catch you later

by --kate November 9, 2006

Skanking

Gaining extra money from the short changing of residents of Dickoslavakia. Often includes removal of pounds into a jar or other receptacle. Requires a sound effect and possible finger tapping in order to be considered a true Skank.

Saying "and that's £7.79 change thanks" and actually giving the idiot £6.79 in order to fund holidays car repairs and new electrical appliances is Skanking

by northallertonhater September 27, 2011