Spitebomb

Originally the term 'spitebomb' meant to multiply downvote a post on a website which uses up/downvoting. The spitebombing was usually done because the poster was unpopular (and often by a clique of attention-whores bearing a private grudge).
The term seems to have originated on the Sparknotes website sometime in 2002.
Both the term, and the practice, are now regularly seen on other websites.

I see your post has attracted fifteen anonymous downvotes. Are you spitebombing yourself to attract attention?

by Dougandredoug March 18, 2009

spitzophrenic

spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).

It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.

Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.

The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.

by Factor3 July 24, 2009

Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.

I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.

by Bom Tosley July 14, 2010

spitter-spatter

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.

We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.

by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010

spitefit

Spitefit: Crossfit fitness regimen motivated by pure spite.

When you date your crossfit trainer/coach, subsequently get dumped by him via text message, and in turn join the only competitors gym in the area within hours of text receipt to ensure your continued hotness while ensuring you're not benefiting said scumbag in the process, that is called spitefit.

by Sassypantswithavengance March 26, 2011

Spitzzerinctum

The vein connecting the nasal passage to the intestinal tract.

Person A: I've been shitting blood and brain fluid for the past few days.

Person B: It's probably just your spitzzerinctum.

by Poopintown November 14, 2011

spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.

Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.

by Designer D July 13, 2011