by soulovely April 01, 2010
the rate in which one object penetrates another. The term is usually used when describing how fast a penis penetrates a vagina during sex, but can be used to describe any kind of penetration by one object into another.
I use a high dick speed when fucking my wife, but a low dick speed when dipping my bread sticks in pizza sauce.
by smendez May 04, 2010
Tim: Man, your face looks rough this week.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.
Dave: Yeah man, it's all this adderall. I'm getting some major speed bumps.
Tim: word.
by TIM4352625 December 26, 2008
A rapidly performed version of the punching bag.
After Herman gave Bonnie the speed bag for a good 7 minutes, he fell to the floor and clutched his lower abdomen in pain because of his extremely sore testicles.
by Steve^O March 18, 2008
by Ju1 July 27, 2019
When drinking a canned beverage, especially beer, the speed hole is a hole punctured in the top of the can farthest away from the drinking hole. The speed hole thus allows air to displace the liquid in said can, thereby enabling the drinker to consume the beverage as quickly as desired
Always drill a speed hole in your beer and chug it whilst fishing on a sunny day, so your beer doesn't get hot.
by Andrukas January 05, 2004
by Joe Error October 08, 2003