road spam

Those roadside plastic signs advertising dating sites, furniture sales, diets, and work-at-home scams.

They are the guerrilla marketing equivalent of e-mail spam.

From the vast amount of oil-based plastic used to make them, it is clear that the energy crisis is a scam.

Mutt: Check this out, ima be rich an' skinny in 30 days !

Jeff: Yeah yeah. I saw that road spam sign too:

EARN 6 FIGURES
LOSE WEIGHT
GET GIRLS
CALL 1-555-4LOSERS

by TekRant June 17, 2010

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009

spam valley

spam valley is an area in the town of linlithgow near edinburgh in scotland. it is also known as springfield. it is populated mainly by violent homo sapiens, usually under the influence of alcohol. it is called spam valley because spam is thought of as cheap, which is what some people think of the inhabitants or houses in springfield. this however is not the case.

"were r u goin?"
"im away down 2 spam valley"
"why"
"out on the piss"

by cobainirvana May 21, 2004

reverse spam

E-mail subscriptions that you are too lazy to cancel and just delete without reading every time it arrives.

I didn't get any good e-mail. Just some reverse spam from Urban Outfitters and J.Crew.

by Brettson March 1, 2006

clam spam

The fluid that oozes out of the vagina and encrusts itself on the panty liner.

Brittany needs a chisle to remove the clam spam from her panties.

by Human Douche May 16, 2008

Spam Hulahoop

An asshole. Pink ring of anal love.

Finger my spam hulahoop, big boy!

by Beardy February 14, 2005

spam poisoning

The awful upset stomach and related symptoms caused by consuming too much SPAM meat within a short period of time.

I had to skip class that morning due to SPAM poisoning from too much SPAM in my SPAM & eggs breakfast.

by tonyjones17 February 9, 2008