It can either be done with a dildo or a real phallus. One person dresses as the monopoly man / mr. peanut (monocle REQUIRED). The "phallus" is then placed across the upper lip of the "snooty" much like a fake mustache. That person then tells an erotic story in the style of a masterpiece theater reading.
Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.
Also used to describe when someone is trying to be high-brow but sounds like they've got a dick for a mustache.
by ninjo May 4, 2010
Get the Dickishly Snooty mug.New age scooter brotherhood that pride themselves with their respect for nature, and their lack of fear. These MEN/woMEN take self propelled scootering to its highest form and scoot as intended by the gods. Scooter mobs enjoy a cutthroat lifestyle and can be seen scooter mobbing for fun. Remember to get into a mob, you must be seen scootering. Althought its not recommended to scoot alone, that type of bravery is what they look for. Scootering is not necessarily scooter mobbing.
Haywood: "hey you think I could get into the local scooter mob"
Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"
Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"
Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"
Jablome: "well, you cant you just get in haywood, you need to be seen scooting, they'll find you"
Haywood: "But what if they attack me instead"
Jablome: "Im sorry to say this, but then it wasnt meant to be..noob"
by teh scootster January 22, 2010
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The act of being a grown, arrogant, jackass of a man and never being nominated as father of the year.
Did you see that parent make his kid play baseball with a broken hand? He was being a real Scooter Flynny!
Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?
Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
Kapooyah, did you see that Scooter Flynny pick on a kid with glasse at breakfast!?
Eric, Rich, and Kyle are sure ashamed to be friends with that fucking Scooter Flynny!
by Kapooyah! April 25, 2013
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Get the scooter baby mug.Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.
by PhantomXero August 19, 2016
Get the Scooter Pig mug.To scooty bop is to beat up another individual in a bathroom while scatting, in disguse and manages to put the victims mouth on the air hand dryer.
by Cirash May 22, 2016
Get the scooty bop mug.To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.
After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”
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