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smurf fucking

When you fuck a short girl to get rid of your blue balls.
I spent the week at my parents house and when I got back I was in desperate need of some smurf fucking.
by Shaydawg June 30, 2014
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Smurf Quart

A small (2 oz. or 50 ml) bottle of liquor, often found in hotel rooms or on airplanes.
Toss me a Smurf Quart of whiskey from the honor bar - I'm starting to sober up
by SilentBob73 August 16, 2014
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PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.
Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it
by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018
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Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.
Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.
Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.
by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018
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smurf muff

Alexis has a total smurf muff
by Cool chikca May 17, 2018
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