fake smart

When you pretend to be smart even though you aren't so you study really hard.

Sheena- Did you take notes?
Fila- Of course! i'm fake smart.

by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016

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facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

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jersey smart

is a phrase used to define when people get smart after they are drunk.

1) guy: dam i bet you look better with your clothes on the ground.
girl: did your jersey smarts help you solve this crisis.

2)Guy 1:"dude i think we won't make it home walking"

Guy 2:"dude no shit you serious? you got them jersey smarts"

by El Peeper September 18, 2010

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Be Smart Blud

Something you would say someone acting stupid and/or speaking in a bit of a daft way.

After getting a lift to college with Wigs' Nan, Lipton thought it only fair that he show his appreciation

Lipton (to Wigs' Nan): Yo, safe for the lift blud!

Wigs: Be Smart Blud

by Hand Drew August 4, 2011

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Smart Grid

A developing integrated energy system utilizing digital technology in order to empower consumers, promote the green economy, and encourage smarter use of energy resources.

I'm on the smart grid, so I can better monitor and control my daily energy consumption!

by MollyRose916 March 5, 2011

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street smarts

a tv show that has the most stupid, idiotic, brain dead people that were ever born.

street smarts would probably ask the question "are you to stupid to live?" and "did your mother ever have any children that lived?" these are the people that could answer these questions and probably get them wrong.

by tomo'd July 20, 2008

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