Slippery Penguin

a dick that cant seem to stay in an ass

It was being a real slippery penguin and pissing me off.

You are a slippery penguin.

by alfaubaseball31 November 13, 2011

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Seispoow

The opposite of woospies. Usually an incidentally good decision.

John: "Wow Pete, you got a lot of money from the stocks!" Pete: "Seispoow!"

by gaws666swag August 13, 2011

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slipectomy

When a Cancer tit accidentally pops out in public. Derives from the word mastectomy

Angelina Jolie sure is hot I hope her tit pops out causing a slipectomy.

by InsertAndSquirt74 January 22, 2014

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When a guy with a short dick keeps slipping out of his partner's wet vagina while having sex. She doesn't notice the difference and keeps going as if the little pink elf just snuck away without a trace.

"That fucking Benny.... he got his fat girlfriend all worked up again and she didn't notice his slippery elf sneaking away in the middle of their fuck."

by TheLargeBreast February 20, 2014

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slip the tip

When the tip of the penis "accidentally" slips into another persons orifice.

Girl 1: How was your date with Peter last night?
Girl 2: It was all fun and games until did slip the tip. Then things went south from there.

by Sasquatch6666 January 24, 2015

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slippery skank

A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!

Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?

Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...

by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

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