Sloppy Snoopy

When three men gangband a dog. First man puts his distorted testicles in the dogs mouth, second goes in the anal cavity and the third goes into the urethra.

Billy, chad, Jacob have my pet Harry a sloppy snoopy.

by Fatman joe October 11, 2018

sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019

Slippery olympics

A nautical saying originating in the north east to describe various inaccuracies in mispronunciation. A colloquialism also prevalent in Cornwall and south east England, often used as slang by subtitling professionals.

The intern wrote the subtitles, there’s some minor mistakes in his work and some are so bad they should gain entry to the slippery olympics.

by Slendersunfsh February 6, 2021

Sloppy Frank

When a midget fist pumps his bosses knob which splats on the ceiling requiring him to use a trampoline to tongue clean the ceiling while fist fucking his own ass.

You gotta watch them midgets they are always ready to perform a sloppy Frank!!!

by Line Freak May 16, 2021

Sloppy Stock

Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.

The wife had a yeast infection last week so we cooked up a little sloppy stock.

by RainbowAustin November 8, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021

Sloppy Chad

When you shake someone's dick to greet them, instead of shaking hands.

I heard Joe gave Brad a Sloppy Chad.

by Hellcules January 23, 2023