hot fudge slide 

to take a steaming hot turd on the floor of an ice rink and get ice skates on and penguin slide in it.

jimmy took a hot fudge slide in his moms feces.

hot fudge slide by jt42524534 December 3, 2011

Neapolitan love-slide

When a bubbly mixture of seamen, blood and fecal matter slips out of a lady's chuff. Predominantly post coitus.

Awh dude, i thought i might have had some speckles but a neapolitan love-slide ..?! Come on!

Neapolitan love-slide by craig nicolson January 12, 2012

Arabian Mud Slide

A girl is positioned in a chair at a 60 degree angle. A man then proceeds to climb up, squat, & shit on her chest, causing it to slide down her stomach and eventually dripping off the genitalia.

*Note: Both participants must be completely nude.

"Hey has anyone seen JMFS or SMFH around?"
""Yeah they're down by the fire. He's giving her an Arabian Mud Slide.""
"Dude, I love me a good 'ol fashioned Arabian Mud Slide!"

Arabian Mud Slide by JMFS&SMFH October 19, 2014

Manhattan Mud Slide 

The art of dropping a big old mud monkey while jerking off. Choking the chicken while squeaking out a chocolate dragon was first performed in the city of Manhattan in the late 1800s. The euphoric feeling of pinching a load while taking a shit has made it a very popular act amongst men of all ages. Performing a Manhattan Mud Slide is not recommended for children without adult supervision.

"Just rubbed one out while taking a dump" - Larry
"Wow, nothing better than a morning Manhattan Mud Slide" - Scotty

Manhattan Mud Slide by LarryGreen July 29, 2016

The Lawson Slide 

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

The Lawson Slide by When_ January 6, 2021

Afghan Mud Slide

When you eat 3 week old Taco Bell and shit on someones face in Afghanistan

Dude, I totally gave Pacheco an Afghan mud slide last night, and now he's crying in the shower.

Afghan Mud Slide by Rntcsta February 9, 2021

The long slide 

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

The long slide by Uncle Dimma August 24, 2021