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the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.
Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone
by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017
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Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.
Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag
by Toaksy July 7, 2017
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hate sleepin alone

If one’s significant other is not around to comfort the, one will find someone else to replace their role in the meantime; just for the sake of affection at the moment
“ Dude why did you cheat on your girlfriend last night? “ “ I didn’t cheat, I just hate sleepin alone (Drake song) My girlfriend ain’t here to do the job so, somebody will, hahaa! Just for the night, she’ll never know!”
by RarestRose February 6, 2018
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country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.
“Man, I really like Jessica”
I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag
by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019
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The Sleeping Beauty

The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.
“Bro, shawty really a freak.”

“Deadass?”

“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”
by Young Coochie Bandit April 28, 2019
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karl sleeping

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping
by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020
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ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.
Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.
by Mvitalich June 4, 2021
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