Satans kiss

When you shit and wipe so often it leads to a sore asshole, and eventually bleeds a little bit.

"After I ate two Chipotle burritos i got a Satans kiss on the tenth wipe."

by Stinksta June 13, 2016

Satan

That dude in the bible that basically helped prove God's existance. Now that is what you call self destruction.
Screw you, athiests, even Satanist believe in God

Hey bruh lets summon Satan, and ask him if God is real.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 18, 2019

Satan

1. an Judeo-Christian invention to scare little kids and non-christians into believing in their fairy tale book called "The Holy Bible".

2. see Britney Spears and/or George W. Bush

"Satan = George W. Bush"

by like i'm gonna tell January 11, 2009

satan

Satan was/is:
- Adolf Hitler
- Josef Stalin
- Heinrich Himmler
- Adolf Eichmann
- Saddam Hussain
- Joseph Mengele
- Pol Pot
- Osama Bin Laden
- Charles Manson
- Idi Amin
- Benito Mussolini

Satan are more persons. See the above.

by Matthijs B May 15, 2005

santa-satan

Has anyone noticed that the letters in santa and satan match........ Also santa wears red....

Guys a fatass is breaking in to my house at the middle of the night FUCK HE IS WEARING RED ALLHAIL santa-satan

by JustFacts November 26, 2014

Hotter than Satan's Ball SACK

The Terms 'Hotter than Satan's Balls' is used when it is unbarably hot outside . Satans balls is approx. 1200 thousands degrres and burns your mouth if you lick it

Stipe: Its hotter than Satan's Ball sack outside

by SOULJHA BEAST October 19, 2012

satan's ass

when your fucking a girl in the ass and then your pour hot sauce down her now open ass

omfg this girl i was fucking hates satan's ass

by phydoc October 5, 2006