(Ir?)rational fear of santa clause.
by GoSanta! December 23, 2009
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The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
The inevitable final destination of all mail and packages intended for Santa Clara, California. This is largely due to printing error and stupidity.
On phone to supplier: No, I said Santa Clara, not Santa Clarita... What the f*ck do you mean, I have to PAY for you to resend it?!?
by Lexayy June 21, 2008
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When your neighbors cat presses his ass up against your basement window to tell your cat to "come out and play," he leaves a print of his ass and balls that looks like Santas face.
"Bob, your cat was over here last night and left me a Santa face again. Sorry about painting him like a skunk."
by pete1116 December 29, 2007
Get the Santa face mug.A really cool guy, who tends to get kidnapped. Has an impeccable taste in music, and a hilarious sense of humor. People that are friends with a Santaire should count themselves lucky. He's rare, and a really awesome friend.
by bfflz May 12, 2009
Get the Santaire mug.The hand sanitizer provided at malls which kids now have to use before sitting on Santa's lap to get a picture taken.
Man, the magic of seeing Santa Claus at the mall is not the same anymore. My kids had to use Santatizer before the elves would let them sit on Santa's lap.
by Paintingpinkkitty December 23, 2009
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v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free
v) Buying a hooker and giving it to someone else for free
Everyone is looking for the Santa Pimp who was said to be in the area.
My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!
My friend is so chill that he Santa pimped me this hot bitch for my birthday!
by Toddthewetsprocket December 7, 2013
Get the Santa Pimp mug.The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.
What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.
by AlnisPat March 4, 2016
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