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Ghetto situations

Typical circumstances in the 'hood, such as a prevention of a small service due to a late fee.

Another definition is a dramatic situation that's uncommon, but it happens in the 'hood. For example, being late to a late shift due to a shooting.
Person 1: Ay, hit me up.
Person 2: Ghetto situations; Expecting my check, plus my phone bill is about $200.00, mang. Add me on the space, though.

Boss: What makes you late today? An emergency? However, I received your call, so you're excused.
Employee: It was a ghetto situation. On my way to work, there were sirens everywhere after a shooting. It was due to an argument over some loaded dice.
by Ghetto Mastermind May 1, 2008
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situational goddess

Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.
I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.
by ebbets September 3, 2007
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Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.
Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!
by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010
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Situatio

A word used to describe the act of receiving/giving felatio in a dire circumstance.
Julia Gillard was, unbeknownst to the crowd, the one behind the 'situatio' as Abbot spoke his bullshit.
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sitko

Lacking general skills and abilities.
Often the reason why things go wrong.
Oh, you REALLY pulled a Sitko!

You just Sitko'd that one, didn't you?
by CptShenaniganz March 3, 2018
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The Sitcom.

Only the beefest show to some day be on Channel Four. With classic moments. That you will cherish. Forever.

Mostly people screaming and falling off bikes.
"Oh fuck, I thought it was a hill"

(classic Sitcom line)
by Emo Jo April 18, 2005
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Tricky Situation

Term describing when one gets involved with a Trick, and can't seem to get out of it, or has had a rather tough time dealing with them.
Duane: Man this damn girl done tried to play mind games on a brotha'. She know she wrong.

TJ: Yo man, I told you she was a hoe. She on that bull shit. You know she fucked Ebony's brother right?

Devante: Sorry for ya dog. Looks like you got your self in a Tricky Situation.
by Black Riz September 26, 2008
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