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Sigma Kappa

FOunded 1874. The most sassy but classy ladies on campus. Not a cookie cutter sorority but for some reason all their girls are hot. Loved by many fraternities because they are caring, loving, compassionate, motivated, truthfull, loyal, and true and not because they blow every dick in sight.

We live ritual every day. arn't fake during recruitment (which is why our new member classes are so big), and have one of the strongest sisterly bonds around.

Many times when girls go other sororities they regret not going Sig Kap. But who can blame you!

<3 <3 dove love
That Sigma Kappa is a gift from heaven shes so perfect.
Sigma Kappa by SigKapsweet<3 December 16, 2008

Sigma male 

Insecure misogynistic loser men who can’t get girls in their life and knew they’re gonna be virgins forever but choose to attack women instead and another poor men on the Internet
Guy1: hey go talk to that girl?

*Sigma male*: no
Sigma male by hoe3nh77 May 19, 2022

sigma tau gamma 

A secret society that indoctrinates young, creative, white men, into a non stop Cocain fueled alcoholic superhighway. The alumni of Sigma tau gamma, donate a portion of their income to a secret house bank account. These donations are used exclusively for hookers, blow, and to hire legal council in the event some unlucky knight shoots a baby up some whores twat; or if some scared little pledge cries hazing lawsuit. Newt Gingrich is not a member of Sigma tau gamma. But if he was, his pledge name would be New-t-gin-bitch.
Hey! Do you think this definition is accurate?

What? The one about Sigma Tau Gamma?

No the one about Newt Gin Bitch. Yes the one about hookers and blow!

No, I don't think it's accurate.

You're right to think that because it isn't.

sigma iota sigma 

The ugliest sorority ever to exist.

EVER.
Holy shit! Did you see that whale?
What whale? oh! That's not a whale, that's a sigma iota sigma.

Sigma Male 

Utter chad who no lady (or man) can resist
Wow look at *WobinDing*, he is such a sigma male

Sigma Grustle 

Tom: Yo, have you seen? Lewis has really been on a sigma grustle to get his GCSEs.
Sigma Grustle by TransponderSnail January 18, 2022