The Scorpion

The act of stretching one's ballbag over your mouth and chin while yelling "get over here!". If it results in an orgasm you then yell "flawless victory!"

"This chick was going down on me, next thing I know she gave me the Scorpion"

by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

sharp like a rock

really stupid

You know Kate, she's sharp like a rock.

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.

Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"

by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009

scorpion woman

A total bitch that is way out of line. Scorpion women need to be put in their place.

Susan: Oh, by the way, i rang up $3000 on the credit card while you were working your ass off at work today...
Mike: You... SCORPION WOMAN!

by allyourbase1081 October 4, 2006

cats are immune to scorpion venom

A phrase used to point out when someone makes an incredibly false and/or ignorant statement while honestly believing it to be true.

Cats are immune to scorpion venom.

by Benny Dee December 9, 2010

sharpie

a device in which kids can get high (by sniffing) without their teachers, parents, or any other adult, (or snitches) can see.

Tori: Hey, Scotti, can i borrow your Sharpie?
Scotti: Sure. Here ya go.
Tori: Thanks. Im just going to use it to "work on my project".

Muahaha. >"<

by Premo_not_Emo April 22, 2008

a cool sharp one

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.

"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."

by Remtorik September 18, 2006