Go Shitter

1. A combination of the phrases "go figure" and "no shit". Can be used interchangeably in circumstances where either word is appropriate.

2. Something you say when your using the G18 on Call of Duty

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Ashley was pregnant?
Guy 2: Go shitter? I didn't know that

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that Ashley was pregnant?
Guy 3: Go shitter, idiot. I'm the one who got her pregnant

Example 2
*Player 1 runs out of ammo so he switches guns and starts merking with his G18*
Player 1: Go shitter!

by Ducez March 31, 2012

Secret Shitter

An employee who intentionally goes out of their way to a restroom in the different part of the building to take a dump because they think no one will notice them.

Another secret shitter just went in to stink up our restroom.

by rockinreno April 8, 2010

dick shitter bitch

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by Yamarize Torres April 23, 2019

One Shitter Quitter

a short, quick dump that requires only one wipe to ensure cleanliness.

Pat: we're leaving in 5.

Rob: dude, i've gotta shit.

Pat: you better make it a One Shitter Quitter then.

by poopbandit June 1, 2010

Dance of the Mad Shitter

When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.

"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."

by El chicken January 4, 2015

Empire State Shitters

A nickname given to brave but hostile hoodlums willing to engage in a highly dangerous prank popular in the early days of this cultural icon before the upper balcony became enclosed for safety.

The lawless Empire State Shitters could be seen hanging their asses off the railing on the top floor of the Empire State Building to take a potentially deadly dump onto the heads of unsuspecting innocents passing on the sidewalk below.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

Mad Wicked Shitter

Describing something so exciting, it is unexplainable.

I had a good time last nite.

Yeah Bill, that party was 'Mad wicked shitter'.

by Drew Dilla November 12, 2008