Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

Heart-Shaped-Box

In the manga Princess Ai, co-created by Misaho Kujiradou, D.J. Milky & Courtney Love, the main character is Princess Ai (hence the manga name).
In the story Princess Ai half human/half angel from the land called "Ai-Land" (seriously) who arrives at Earth with completly no memorie of who she is but her name, she has a talent for singing and loves being on stage this character is modeled after Courtney Love. This explains why she has a 'trinket' heart-shaped-box holding locket with the picture of the two people she loves most. The amusing part is the picture turns out to be a character named 'Kent' who she pretty much instantly fell in love with when arriving on earth.. (if you havn't figured it out yet Kent = Kurt)
Part of this story is about their love, or more like Courtney and Kurt's love. The Heart-Shaped-Box is the symbol between them because of the song written by Kurt Cobain to her. It is sweet and cute how she weasled that into the story, a love drama fantasy and a must read for anyone who likes these genres!

Princess Ai: Nora...?
Kent!
(I want to be with you, Kent.
I want to be with..)
Being around me is very dangerous.
Kent, let me go..
*blink*
What a horrible dream
*necklace hits ground that came out the Heart-Shaped-Box*
Hey, this pendant opens up...
My father... Nora...
(The two men in my life
After that parting moment with Nora--
I vowed to never again let go of the one i loved.
To me, our love was worth facing any danger together.)
How could I forget?
(But Kent...
...He bought this book to me.
I wish I could see him to ask him why...
...But I'm not strong enough to protect Kent.)
The picture...
...It changed to Kent?!
Why'd it changed? What does it mean?!

by Rinkatiki February 4, 2009

sawed-off

to be shut down ,or denied something

i went four third base but she sawed me off!!!or the guy tried to pass me but i sawed him off.sawed-off

by paradise13 August 14, 2007

sawed-off shotgun

when one performs a "shotgun" with two small bullet-style cans
(red bull, bookoo, etc). can become a double barreled shotgun when using regular cans.

dude, i just did a sawed-off shotgun with two red bulls and now im gonna throw up.

by cripninja August 29, 2007

shaved possum

Armadillo

I went to a hoe-down and saw a bunch of shaved possums.

by GY4444 April 18, 2012

Shaded

When a Persian college basketball student comes home after homosexual relations with black men.

Aha yo last night I got dumb shaded. You don't even know.

by LPFJodye January 17, 2016

Belgian Shakedown

Similar to a "soggy waffle" but more intimate: girl gives blowjob while making waffles and shakes the spunk on a waffle like powdered sugar, tops with a strawberry and eats it.

Bitch betta have my Belgian Shakedown down

by tigerbloodsheenteam July 22, 2011