Selfie

You're a selfish person, but look like a fish (but in a cute way)

Wow, Kearston, have you ever gotten that you're a Selfie?

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 9, 2018

selfie

Self-Gratification, masterbation, grind one's corn, etc

Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!

by Little Otis July 4, 2018

Selfie-love

A way to show your self-love with selfies

He must really love himself. He is all about the selfie-love.

by Brothaontheinside August 15, 2020

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When a internet slapper shows a little bit more flesh than usual and all the desperate ex boyfriends start flooding her inbox with lewd messages because they all know how easy she is.

Look what the selfie dragged in !

Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard

Look what the selfie dragged in!

Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash

by daveblack September 16, 2018

Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021

Buie Selfie

The art of taking a selfie while drinking a beer (or other alcoholic drink) and sending it to all your snapchat friends and/or posting it as your story

Dude, that Buie selfie you sent out last night was chill AF

by Hshdhdhahjad March 27, 2015