by Darnell the Dude November 19, 2009
Get the sausage juicemug. A very miniscule and inadequate object often mistaken for a penis.
German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.
'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.
A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
German condom brands such as Fromm, Masculan, Billy Boy, Condomi & Ritex are all produced in smaller sizes.
'Too big' was the pronouncement of the Munich magazine Focus, in a recent article about German genitalia. Sadly for the men implicated, the article was talking about the size of standard European condoms, not the men who wear them. In 1996, in order to promote economic & cultural exchange throughout Europe, the European Union decided upon a standard size of condom - 6.63 inches in length & a range of 1.7 to 2.2 inches in width, to be exact.
A study conducted by the German condom manufacturer Condomi found that the standard European condom fell off of half of the German men polled. The average German penis is about 3.5 to 4 millimeters (0.13 to 0.15 in.) too narrow for the standard EN 600 condom, said the magazine, proving once & for all that size really does matter." ('Germans too small for condoms?' J A Getzlaff. Salon Mon. 6 Mar 2000. salon.com/2000/03/06/condoms_4/)
by Jess talis September 1, 2014
Get the german sausagemug. by RavenRiotRoth February 18, 2011
Get the Purple Sausagemug. the sexual act of facefucking someone and then shooting pepper spray in the eyes of the person doing the sucking. Then holding on for a long wild ride. Related to other sexual mishaps...such as houdini, dirty sanchez etc.
James Licata was getting head from a fat chick and quickly switched to a sausage and peppers....they were both hospitalized.
by Sausage and Peppers September 30, 2008
Get the Sausage and peppersmug. Masturbatory term.
See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
by Dean March 25, 2005
Get the Stroking the sausagemug. When a man lays his pecker in a woman's pussy so that his balls are on her Taint and his Firehat is on her Joy Button. Then he grabs her lips and stretches them around the shaft of his pecker like a taco shell.
by Chuck D. Bones June 2, 2013
Get the Sausage Tacomug. Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.
1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016
Get the Sausage Linkmug.