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pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.
Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.
by jamison23 September 30, 2009
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Banadam's Apple

When a chick deepthroat's so far that she appears to have a very pronounced adam's apple. This is in reference to the idea that if you eat a banana whole or in large chunks, it can be seen moving through the skin on your neck.

When occurring homosexually, this would be reffered to as a "double apple."

Not to be confused with Adam's Banana.
example 1
Guy One: Man, that chick has like, no gag reflex.
Guy Two: Explain.
Guy One: I went so far in she had a banadam's apple.

example 2 (homosexual)
Guy: Jesus Christ man, I know we're roommates, but could you please lock, or at least close your door before you give your friend a double apple!?
by Basey Pie January 19, 2010
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madame's-apple

When a female has large laryngeal prominence also known as an Adam's apple in a dude.
I bet that Alice has hair-eolas to match her madame's-apple.
by craftymeanbastard October 8, 2010
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Josh's Apple

A freakishly abnormally large Adams Apple.
Oh my goodness!! did you see his josh's Apple!? that thing is amazing
by Beast 951 July 28, 2011
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barf sample

When a person burps up a little bit of vomit into the mouth and has to swallow it back down.
"Ew, I just had a barf sample."
by vernacular vigilante September 13, 2011
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adam's apple sauce

In reference to what's left from an old man's adam's apple. It is no longer a hard lump in the throat but a mush.
"Old man I'll karate chop in your adam's apple sauce!"
by portablepotty January 12, 2013
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taking samples

When you have sex with a person from each race
Yo I was taking samples last night.
Where'd you take samples from?
China, Japan, and France. Hopefully I'll take some american samples later
Yo sweet bro
Bro i know
by Muhfuckah jones February 9, 2014
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