An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.
Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.
by lady tiny fame six November 13, 2019
Get the Santa Clausemug. A sexual act involving 3 men, where one man inserts a candy cane up his anus and the other 2 men give oral sex to the first man. As the first man ejaculates, he pulls out the candy cane, yells merry Christmas, and gives the candy cane to the other 2 men who must promptly eat it.
by murica69 December 13, 2013
Get the Sideways Santamug. by Shuper007 March 22, 2016
Get the santa jizzmug. by Needsanotherturn June 6, 2019
Get the Sex Santamug. by chillbaby16 April 22, 2020
Get the Santa Cockingmug. An orgy activity in which several men lay naked next to each other while another person strokes their penises, one stroke at a time, going along the row of men, repeating as necessary until each man has ejaculated. It is named for its similarity in nature to the tale of Santa Claus, who enters homes through their chimneys to deliver presents and then quickly leaves, with the penises representing the chimneys and the hand representing Santa. Can also be done as a competition to see which man can last the longest.
Coworker 1: You gonna show up to the company Christmas party?
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.
by prismcheeto November 25, 2020
Get the Santa Handjobmug. A mysterious fat entity, said to dress in red clothing, that sneaks into houses and steals food. The common scientific name for this strange, rotund creature is "Homo holidayus". It is also known to enslave caribou to carry it's fat self to more food. One field study conducted near this creature's home base revealed another major fact: He also enslaves dwarfed human beings. Also observed was a caribou with a strange, glowing red nose.
Person 1: Did you hear about the cookie thefts last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
Person 2: Yeah, they were caused by the infamous Santa Claus.
by -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- January 5, 2021
Get the Santa Clausmug.