sameer

Same er is a person who doesn't trusts his wife, ironically plays around wid women and has mates who despite being married date other women.
He s a bad influence

Mate u need to get things straight .. with ur gf and don't be a screaming sameer

by aejaaz November 25, 2011

sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

The Andy Samberg

A sex position: When you cum on a guy or girl's face, throw him or her on the ground, and then tazz him or her in the butt. (Preferably in the butt hole).

Last night my boyfriend and I did The Andy Samberg! It was great, but my butt stings a little.

by punkfairy53 March 3, 2010

alabama slammer

A big fat black dildo.

"This drawer is too small for my alabama slammer"

"I watched her sit on her alabama slammer and then I could see her tonsils"

by milphunter March 7, 2015

Sammese

A religion started by Sammy in 2010. A person must be extremely crazy to become a Sammese and clear a very difficult craziness test. Prospective followers may come up with new and fun crazy ways to prove their worth for the religion.

Sammese are given special benefits like being allowed to touch sammy's sacred nose. They are supposed to call sammy awesome at regular intervals.

Ninan.

He taught sammy the penguin dance to clear the final Sammese test.

by Sammy320 December 1, 2010

Sammeisha

Sammeisha is sexy funny savage a good friend and a rider loves to fight has a good heart you have to love her she's loco but caring cares for her family and friends Sammeisha is very arrogant

Sammeisha is a good person with a good heart.

by Mimi_osoarrogant January 19, 2014