samantha

a person who is very ugly and looks like a deformed frog calls herself a queen but is lying to herself and is very fake do not trust samantha that would be a very bad thing to do she doesn't care about anyone exept herself

stranger: samantha is my firend him: ewwww i feel bad for you

by grandma 20 March 8, 2018

sabanite

Any college football fan that thinks paying $4,000,000.00/year to Nick Saban will resuscitate their tired "tradition" and "bring bama back". Sabanites are very delusional and always speak in the past or future tense, BUT NEVER IN THE PRESENT TENSE. Don't be surprised to hear them tell tall tales about a bear either.

Those Sabanites actually think they will beat Mississippi State this year.

by TigerTrackin September 8, 2007

Dirty Samaniego

The act of tying your foreskin in a knot and vigorously masturbating throughout the course of a week and later spreading the fermented contents on a piece of toast.

Me and my cousins are gonna do some Dirty Samaniegos for Thanks Giving yo!

by Mrmandude April 17, 2020

samanthiecakes

A delicious edible treat made and blessed by the Trappist Monks of Genesee Abbey.

dtrixx pwnz samanthiecakes.

by ueada October 23, 2010

Samantha Ely

Samantha is a tall, gorgeous, beautiful, smart girl. She's awesome at volleyball and sports. Anyone to catch her eye is lucky. She got to go to the school she wante to while her boyfriend didn't go with her so she broke up with him. This makes him very sad and he wonders if she's reading this now. She has hazel eyes and pretty brown hair. I wish she hant given up on me. :( cuz I still love her.

Samantha Ely was so beautiful on Mission Beach in June. In SD

by Connroy A. M. December 8, 2012

Samantha

Samantha is the type of girl who doesn't fuck with the way guys treat her (as in touching) but other than that she is the kindest sweet hearted girl you would ever meet. Shes got a fat ass and huge boobs. Sometimes she likes to get naughty with guys and play. Her sweet personality can brighten up any room at any time. If you be kind to her she will be kind to you back there's no doubt. She can also be gone in a flash if you do her wrong.

man1: I slapped Samanthas ass and she slapped me
man2 : yea she doent like to be touched

samantha: hey man two you wanna "hang out" after school todday? ;)

by diplo989898 May 30, 2018

Samantha

The most punnyperson u will ever have in ur life. She gets very serious when it comes to school, family, spelling,grammar, etc., she really cares about people and is so nice. she may be insecure and no one knows why. She is beautiful.

Me: Samantha is so funny
Samantha: *comes around the corner* No im not! Im PUNNY
Me: XD

by KwazyKiddos July 25, 2018