Tristan Salmon

A sexy ass nigga Who watches one peice and is horrible at every single game he touches

Yo I don't want to play with Tristan Salmon he is so trash

by SuburbanED July 18, 2021

sierra salmon

A girl that needs to shut the fuck up sometimes

Guy 1: that girl is being a Sierra salmon

Guy 2: such a shame

by Ilovemilfs420 July 19, 2021

The Salmon Act

The salmon act is a mid 1989 term for "suspiciously holding a salmon" its a law in England that can get you a fine.

It also outlines what is illegal fishing salmon and whats legal

There is only one reason for this which is that salmon will soon enough be extinct

The law was passed in Parliament in 1989.

The law has grew attention from popular "tiktokers" making videos such as "dumb laws in places of the world"

Matt: hey you can't hold a salmon like that
James: why?
Matt: because there's a law called The Salmon Act
James: Oh.. okay

by kaptinkyranart on tiktok August 5, 2021

Smoked Salmon

The Smoked Salmon Experience

is when you eat a girls vagina

while smoking a cigarette

Man: Hey Moose, how was that smoked salmon?

Moose: It was an experience

by CheesecakeMoose March 18, 2023

slap some salmon on it

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Brown Sugared Salmon

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
Attendant: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by somuchyes July 21, 2021

stoned at the nail salon

A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.

Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."

by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021