A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.
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A Holy Knight (Also called a Paladin) who travels the world defeting his foes. He has the abilty to use White magic (known for its healing power. He uses a Holy sword called Durandal, which was once the great sword of the King of San d'Oria. He is known for his love of saving people.
Ken says, who was that man with the white armor?
Fred says, That would be Saion, he must be off to save someone.
Fred says, That would be Saion, he must be off to save someone.
by Fred Howe December 14, 2008
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by Stooey January 1, 2004
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