Sad Saltine

A hand job given using tears as lube, culminating disparagingly in her mouth.

Hey man how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I convinced her to do a sad saltine even though her dog died.

by Keystoned4 September 7, 2018

broken sadness

you have so much pain and hurt the heart cannot beat to the rhythm of love

broken sadness is such a great song. so sad he’s not here anymore

by BumStatusYo December 17, 2018

sad hippo

a person who is forced to breathe oxygen to survive, in an environment they would rather not do so

Kittykat1232 is a sad hippo

by AnaxNavi February 19, 2021

Hunger Sadness

When your lack of food has caused you to become sad and self-loathing or mournful. Can be cured by eating food and doing something you like to do.

JEFF: Oh, hey, dude, you seem a bit down! Are you okay?
MACK: Yeah, I've just got Hunger Sadness. Could you pass me the chips? I'm starving and I hate myself..

by SquiuqS December 21, 2016

sad pancake

When Cory Schneider sits there and takes it

“My Girlfriend sad pancaked last night, it was great”

by SeanVisceral November 25, 2018

Sad Cnhh

Meaning extreme sadness while remaining lighthearted.

My like is so sad cnhh.

by WotsitDude69 August 11, 2021

sad cutie

A Sad Cutie is someone who is beautiful but clearly sad. They are so beautiful and interesting you can’t get your eyes off them. They are someone where who just want to hug them and protect them from sadness.

Taylor: Look at that cutie on the bleachers! I think he is sad.
Marina: Yeah he is a Sad Cutie

Marina: Isn’t he just so beautiful and interesting?

by ShawnXmarina October 27, 2018