spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

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Get the spreading pudding on toastmug.

bend and spread

The command Bubba gives in prison when he sees one of his bitches and is in the mood.

"Hey! That honkey over there! Bend and spread 'em, 'cause I'm going in!"

by RTM 1963 May 30, 2023

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Get the bend and spreadmug.

Refers to the act of promoting an underground (and likely underage) rave by word of mouth. Often interpreted as "Spread The Word", it is actually "Spread Dan Word"; a reference to the person who invented the phrase.
The term reached peak popularity in the Perth (Australia) rave scene circa 2006, though occasional usage has been reported as late as 2019.

so "spread da word" please

by BagBoy28 July 27, 2025

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Get the spread da wordmug.

two point spread

vulva

He loves to gaze at her two point spread.

by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023

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Get the two point spreadmug.

Spread

Spread your little legs for me baby girl

Spread wide for me you whore. *later* Ohhhh Yesss daddy ohhh ooo oh yeah harder! Harder!

by Horny hussaina November 17, 2023

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Get the Spreadmug.

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

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