Lazy Smurf

When you start blowing a guy, stop after a minute, then go watch Netflix. You ask from the other room, “Lemme know when you’re almost there!”

When asked if she wanted to sleep with him, Jules said “well, I’ll at least give you a Lazy Smurf “.

by lablanca December 28, 2019

discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)

Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.

by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022

The Brainy Smurf

Getting your testicles gargled untill they turn blue (blue balls)

Dude why cant you sit down?

Oh I just got The Brainy Smurf

by minority426 December 24, 2009

PAPA SMURF

Its a way to be cute (petname) with your significant other. Papa smurf was the oldest and had the wisdom to guide everyone.Daddy leader provider.

Babe is the papa smurf in our home. He (or She) always gives us good advice when we need it

by BreezeBonita September 15, 2018

Smurf Jett

A girl who just ate a blue raspberry candy gives you head with her blue tongue

"Dude, my girl gave me a smurf jett last night it was so wild"
"Cool bro"

by womanizer3000 August 08, 2021

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by April 20, 2022

Smurf Jump

Shooting a rocket at your feet without jumping, resulting in a rocket jump with minimal height. Often used in the pocket soldier rollout.

Instead of going for a normal jump, I used a smurf jump to garden him.

by dogdayboy April 03, 2021