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sharpie

1. A long, narrow flat-bottomed New England fishing boat.
2. An Australian Skinhead from the 60's and 70's. Predominantly male,some relics have survived to this day, evolving into Second-hand Dealers or "Truckies"..even "Bikies" The Females were distinguishable by the addition of Mullets to their crew-cut hair-dos'
Example for (2):"Cripes! I thought those Sharpies on the Tram home were gonna kick the shit out of me and Davo,sweetheart.
by Brett Williams June 20, 2005
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Sharpening the pencil

when a girl with braces sucks a guys dick and it cuts his skinso his penis starts bleeding.
Wow. i heard that beety was sharpening the pencil.
by the myth the man the legend April 19, 2010
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paige sharp

To be a ' Paige Sharp' is to be a lover of the one and only Justin Bieber.
To be a Paige Sharp, you have to eat bieber shaped spaghetti, breath Biebers perfume, and sleep on bieber covered sheets.
Some may call this a 'belieber'. However, this is beliebing to a whole new level.
A Belieber will know when Biebers birthday is BUT a Paige Sharp will know what time he was born.
I dont want to be associated with those beliebers they are so amateur, i want to be a Paige Sharp.
by paigessister January 10, 2012
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sharp shooter

The act of two people, traditionally a man and woman, urinating in unison into a common toilet. For a proper sharp shooter the woman, or one person, must be urinating while sitting on the toilet while the man, or other person, is standing facing her or him urinating between his or her legs into said toilet.
That was a clean sharp shooter, I barely got any pee on your legs!
by volcomvw July 16, 2011
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Sharpet the Campoo

To accidentally stain one's carpet with a sharpie in the country of Campoo (Spain)

or

A retard trying to say "shampoo the carpet."
"I got a plane ticket to Spain! Let's go sharpet the Campoo!"

"Next week, I'm going to sharpet the campoo. Fuck! I mean shampoo the carpet"
by Checken feathahs December 31, 2009
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Sarpalted

Etymology
From sarpalin, from sarahpalin, from Sarah Palin (former governor of Alaska and failed Vice Presidential candidate).

Pronunciation
Sar-PAL-ted

to act without forethought; to say something uncouth; to act in an exceedingly stupid manner; a politically correct way to stop saying the word 'retarded'
Why would you try to put a DVD in a VHS player? You're so freaking sarpalted!

Dude, seriously? Are you so fucking sarpalted that you can't figure out that your girlfriend is a tranny?
by Gregorius Mercator July 5, 2010
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Sharpie in his ass

Can be used in any situation but mostly about people who are mad or look mad about something.
Scott- "Look at Mr. Sand he's acting like he has a sharpie in his ass or something."
by Jake196 September 24, 2011
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