A person who doesn't do their work and focuses on other bullshit that make them have an unsuccessful life.
Person A: Why aren't you working?
Person B: I don't wanna work, I just wanna play My Talking Tom.
Person A: You're fired, hoe. I don't accept slackers in this business.
Person B: I don't wanna work, I just wanna play My Talking Tom.
Person A: You're fired, hoe. I don't accept slackers in this business.
by xSlxshii April 12, 2017
Get the Slacker mug.Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:
a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.
More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.
More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”
“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
Get the urban slacker mug.A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.
C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.
by hollowoath September 16, 2009
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When she is added to an environment, it begins to destroy itself. People begin to create reasons to leave, excuses to escape the ensuing destruction of Joy. And all who attended the event, are shunned for a period. A "chemo Bailey away" therapy.
When she is added to an environment, it begins to destroy itself. People begin to create reasons to leave, excuses to escape the ensuing destruction of Joy. And all who attended the event, are shunned for a period. A "chemo Bailey away" therapy.
Phil: Yeah, it was awesome till the bailey slack heard about it...
Heather: Gahh! What did you do??
Phil: To save us all from Chemo, we all hid. For 2 hours, we hid.
Heather: Gahh! What did you do??
Phil: To save us all from Chemo, we all hid. For 2 hours, we hid.
by globman January 30, 2014
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by Everybodyonce December 10, 2008
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Guys , I'd love to hit up the buffet for lunch however I have to stick around and pick up the black slack Malcolm left behind.
by Big Business October 29, 2007
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by Bungle and Lil Dom June 28, 2009
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