Gibbs slap

When someone's stupidity is so painful to watch that the pain has to be shared via a open-handed slap to the head.

John: *overwhelmingly idiotic jibber-jabber*
Suzy: I'm about to Gibbs slap you if you don't shut up.

by this one's for you, jess July 2, 2017

Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.

Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.

by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009

Patty Slap

to be slapped in the face with a hamburger, or any other type of patty. (Used in the movie Lords of Dogtown.)

*Skip slaps Tony in the face with a hamburger patty.*

Jay (to Tony), "Dude, you just got patty slapped!"

by Clare El Oso July 12, 2009

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

happy slap

A stupid craze where the victim is attacked, and the incident recorded. Supposedly against the law, although lots of incidents are not brought to police attention. Is not always to random people, can be someone well known to the attacker, and the violence can be a form of revenge. Not always teenage boys-I was 13 when I was attacked by a girl a year younger.

I was filmed at school having food thrown at me and my friends and then me being slapped. The teacher whose attention it was brought to gave punishment for the violence, not for the happy slap. Through lying and crying, my attacker managed to spread the rumour that I was the attacker, and her the poor discrimated victim.

by techygirl September 13, 2008

slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '

Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand

by Gonk September 28, 2005

Train Slap

A 6+ person slap, where 1 person holds the slap-ee and 5+ others run at full speed behind each other, slapping the slap-ee one after another, acting like train carriages behind the first person. This is done most effectively when the slap-ee's head is held firm so they cannot shy away from the on-coming hands. A Train Slap is usually called upon when somebody has done something wrong and deserves severe punishment.

Guy 1: Dude?! Did you hear that Matt got an 8 person Train Slap for hitting on Marc's girlfriend?
Guy 2: Awwwww dude! That woulda' hurt like sheeeeeeet.

by bjthecool August 7, 2011