slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.

Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!

by ACID13X May 26, 2012

slam busted

To be so busy that it is painful like recieving in rough anal sex. Also: Slambusted

Damn I was slam busted today at work! I can't even feel my feet.

by RetailElder January 2, 2014

slam the shlom

To spank your meat.

Bob went to go slam the shlom, he'll be back.

by Myard Johnson February 15, 2014

slam post

When a person on Facebook steals a pic/caption from another web-site, then re-post it on there page, multiple times per day, from different pages.
An attempt for attention that only annoys.

I was looking on my FB home page, but it was so clogged up from a "slam post" that I logged out in disgust, post after post of stupid quips and pics, that have no meaning to anyone but those that post it, thinking it's relevant, but its NOT !

by FB Sucks May 12, 2014

Slam-Dunk

To forcefully "slam" a dildo into a vagina (or anus) *note- only a soft dildo can be used for the slam-dunk to take full effect.

Guy 1-"I totally slam-dunked that chick last night man"
Guy 2- "better not of used glass ;)"

by fishtits December 13, 2014

Slam'd

The act of being beyond ratchetness.
To be the queen of all ratchets.
A ratchet and then some.

"Bro, Lisa was looking good tonight"
"Are you fucking serious bro? Nah, She was slam'd."

by Bryce_Awesome June 19, 2014

slam fry

a greasy slut; A girl who fucks everyone and never showers.

Crystal is such a slam fry.

by raygeebee May 2, 2015