Double Semicolon

A Double Semicolon means the person ur chatting to is a mystic messenger fan & probably needs sleep

John: Bro she just used a double semicolon

Mark: what?
John: she’s sleep deprived!

by notfortunegoaway March 25, 2022

Inflatable Semi-Truck

A Semi-Truck, but an inflatable toy.

I got hit by an Inflatable Semi-Truck.

by lolplease454 July 30, 2022

to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

by ChrisHagen April 4, 2016

Hemi Demi Semi Quaver

A rotten quaver that has been splooged on and the term ‘semi’ comes from a semi boner. The founder of the word is Mc Goddard

woah timmy there’s no way your going to eat that Hemi Demi Semi Quaver

by Mc Goddick October 24, 2018

Simp Cuck semi-husband

A man (usually older) who is in a polyamorous marriage, knowing full well, his 'wife' gets more ass in a month than he could hope for in a year. He stays home while she cheats on him with other men , women and they/thems, all because she's pretty. He pays for her boob job and botox, helping her attract people to cheat on him with; and no one's surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house, car, business and investments on the way out.

Random person in bar: So which one is your Simp Cuck semi-husband?
Wife: Why do you want to know that?
Rando: To check he's cool with this.
Wife: He's cool with whatever I tell him to be cool with.

by GarMic October 8, 2023

semi

type of firearm

yo when we go to tha club tonight...be sure to pack a semi

by diizzii May 17, 2003

Semi-Pro

A 2008 Will Ferrell movie in which he plays the coach/owner/player of the Flint Tropics, an ABA basketball squad. When it is announced that the ABA will be merging with the NBA and only the best teams will join, Jackie Moon (Ferrell) needs to get his team to win.
This movie has come under much criticism by both critics and fans that it is too similar to Ferrell's other comedies except it isn't as funny or witty.

STEVE: Hey Tim, did you see Semi-Pro yet?
TIM: No, but I did see Blades of Glory and Talladega Nights...so, yeah, I guess I did see Semi-Pro.

by Jonnie C. August 22, 2008