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city of dank, syrup city, old H-Town HOUSTON TEXAS

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Screaming Barfies

A term used mostly by ice climbers to describe the feeling of having your hands go numb only to come back to feeling with extreme pain. The terminology coming from when your hands are coming back to feeling you want to scream and barf at the same time.

I was climbing that sick WI5 but when I got to the top I had a nasty case of the screaming barfies.

by nthpro January 20, 2007

Screaming semen

The blue balls or semen screaming to escape.

GAWDDDD SUSIE, I got screaming semen waiting to get out of my balls, THIS IS the housework you need to do now!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Screaming creaming

A loud orgasm

Paul's screaming creaming was heard next door.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Screaming erections

A hard cock screaming for immediate use!

Ben Dover had one of his screaming erections when he kissed Susie!

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

confused screaming

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Shit-Screwed

A word used to describe any situation that is indescribably fucked up. When used out of these dire situations, it is acceptable for the surrounding people to laugh and throw excrement. Whether "shit-screwed" is appropriate in a give situation is completely up to the present audience, and thusly should be used with caution.

Thing 1: Dick Cheney just loaded up my face with bird shot!
Thing 2: Ahhh, thats sucks dude. You got royally shit-screwed.

Thing 1: Don't I know it. That criminal fucking raped everything above my penis with his 12-guage.

by Mac____Crazy August 9, 2010