Attention Scratch

A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.

Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."

by Kingoftheozone69 January 16, 2012

scratch not itch want

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.

One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

by ad-92129 March 26, 2011

driver side ankle scratch

the act of oral sex while the receiver is driving, AKA "road head", also a convenient excuse for authorities who may catch said parties in the act.

Dude, the other night my girlfriend gave me a driver side ankle scratch...I almost ran off the road.

by cablife November 2, 2011

skull scratching

What cyrax does when his skull scabs get itchy OR when he pissed off.

Cyrax: HERE YOU WANT SKULL SCRATCHING HERE YOU GO NI##ER BOY

by CYRAX FAN January 23, 2023

“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

scratch and sniff

someone who scratches their pussy, then smells it

eww there's scratch and sniff

by nhjjhn February 2, 2023

scratch

Scratch is a coding website with an extremely strict filter due to the population being mainly 8-year olds.

"Hey, bro, whatchu doing?"
"I'm on Scratch"
"Ew that site is for little kids"
"Ok, well if you have the chance find my profile. The username's griffpatch, I have coded extremely advanced platformers, multiplayer games, and more. But I guess I'm just a little kid."

by lavendersnail February 8, 2023