Scared Geologist Theory

The theory that the core of the Earth is not made of molten iron and nickel, but instead a hamster ball filled with Scared Geologists that run around in circles to make it spin.

"THE EARTH ARE CORE'S!!!! SCARED GEOLOGIST THEORY IS THEM TRUTH'S!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

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cat scarer

n. An unsuccessful haircut.A coiffure so bad that the victim's cat doesn't reconise them and runs off.

whaooo the new hair cut is a real cat scarer,Mr Trump

by cammckazie August 15, 2006

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noun

1. The inability to produce a successful bowel movement due to a a variety of reasons such as: unfamiliar public toilets (India hole in the ground style) and close confines of economy Caribbean cruises cabins.

While traveling by train through India, I noticed that the bathroom situation consisted of a hole in the floor in the bathroom, I was poopie scared until we reached New Delhi.

by ecac1 May 13, 2010

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Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

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Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012

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