Satanism

The ultimate dogmatic justification for ego/power-trip-ful self-centered narcissism.

Satanism is what all the Atheist politicians live by, where the religious factions of politicians tend to live by it too but also worship Lucifer in one form or another.

by Ignorance Isn't Bliss June 30, 2016

Project Satan

a sucky wrestler. One who complains about jobbing when he only loses two matches and goes absolutely nowhere when he jumps to CWF

OMFG that kid is teh Project Satan

by hiphophalfie May 1, 2005

satanic playboy

A Catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. He says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.He fell in love with his left hand. He always says something sexual to every guy he knows.

The satanic playboy loves the priest.

by donnytells November 16, 2016

Satan-VD

A venereal disease given to you by Satan.

" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."

by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

Satan’s Fountain

When a girls squirts on her period and the blood and cum mix.

I broke up with Emilee after she made a Satan’s Fountain in my eye.

by Foisy Bear December 29, 2020

Satan's Trident

When a man goes to urinate in a toilet, and rather than urinating into the toilet bowl, the stream is split into 3 separate streams, making it impossible to aim. The end result is urine everywhere and much cleaning up to do

Only once have I ever had the legendary experience of Satan's Trident, and I had to quickly jump into the shower so I didn't cover the floor with piss.

by Note-To-Self February 28, 2018

Satan Pie

1.A pie made, with Satan coming out of the core. Or resembling Satan.
2. Evil Pie.
3. Satanic Pie.
4. Very good to break awkward silences.
5. Good to be said randomly.

Created by myself, Eddy, and Jazzame in St. Judes Parish Center.

1. Wow, that was crazy Satan Pie. It was yummy and evil.
2. Oh my god! That is Satan Pie.
3. AHHH! Satan Pie is possesed!
4.
1: Hi...
2: Hi...
1: >.>
2: <.<
1: Satan Pie...
5. SATAN PIE!!! MUAHAHAHA!

by The Melinator July 26, 2006