Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

by Beautyblood August 23, 2010

sassy soeur

a bitchy-ass sister. derived from both the English and French language.

Man, my sister Lauren is a sassy soeur.

by francaise_femme December 11, 2010

Sassometer

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

sassbasket

A conversation where there is a large amount of sass. A situation where there is a lot of sass.

Last night was such a sassbasket, everyone was giving me shit.

by sharkattack12 March 21, 2011

Sasstronaut

A person who is being exceptionally sassy, and maybe beginning to get an attitude but you don't want to hit in the face because they're your friend.

Friend A is being bitchy. Friend B, "dude, why are you being such a sasstronaut?"

by ecg87 November 17, 2011

sasschat

(n) a particularly sassy snapchat
(v) When someone sends a particularly sassy snapchat.

"Did you see that sasschat Lo just sent us? On a scale of one to the sassiest girl on the block, where do you think she was?"

by sassiestpersoninalltheland July 22, 2013

sassytitty

A word describing a female, generally a blonde, that has the tendency to act very rude and cheeky toward goodlooking males.

Michelle: You guys are so stupid!

Danny: Why is she being so rude and impolite?

Wilbur: She's been yelling at us just because we are good looking.

Danny: Yeah, Michelle is being such a sassytitty.

by minboner November 23, 2013