Sanitmite

Similar to a Stalagmite in caves, a Sanitmite is the name given to that little bit of hardened gel/alcohol that grows on the base of a Hand Sanitizer

I hate sanitizing my hand and accidentally hitting the Sanitmite

by tim3thousand March 7, 2019

Hand sanitizer

The ultimate luxury skin treatment that adds years to your existence.

I'd kill for hand sanitizer, and be killed without it.

by CaptCook March 22, 2020

hand sanitizer

its like the ambrosia of the gods,oh so rare,that only those of high prestige can obtain

man,that guy has HAND SANITIZER,dam he must be rich

by niggaballsinbasement March 22, 2020

hand sanitizer man

Canada's second official supervillain (the first being PeePeePooPoo man) he walks around carrying a bottle of hand sanitizer squirting it at whoever or whatever he wants whenever he wants. as of typing this the hand sanitizer man has not been identified.

friend: why is my car covered in hand sanitizer

me: must have been the hand sanitizer man

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021

Hand sanitizer

The most yummyliceous thing I've ever put in my mouth. I LOVE hand sanitizer.

Person 1: "is that hand sanitizer?"
Me: *chugging it*

by Markys wife January 30, 2022

Handy sanitizer

A hand job using hand sanitizer as lubricant.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend gave me the best handy sanitizer

by CamCordr December 30, 2021

I’m losing my sanity

I’m really breaking down I can’t think straight

I’m losing my sanity

by I can’t stand it anymore January 4, 2021